you better pop lock and drop that attitude
I just want to lay in a pile of warm laundry and eat bread
how dare you not notice me while i ignore you
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
why do you hate people so much
why don’t you ever hang out with anyone from your school
what do you mean you hate this genera—
"who taught you to make origami sydney opera houses out of napkins-"